Monthly Archives: February 2017

A woman called up th ….

A woman called up the hospital and said,


“I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,”


The RMO replied, “She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days.”


The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful news!”


RMO: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!


Woman: No I am Rita Brown. No one tells me anything!

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A three-year-old wal ….

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.


He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”


She replied, “I’m having a baby.”


With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”


She answered, “He sure is.”


Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”


She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”


With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, “Then why did you eat him?”

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