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Kanjoos baap k bete ….
Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.
6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!
Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
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Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.
6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!
Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
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The boss who was on ….
The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file.
Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.
After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.
The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The blonde secretary replies, “Sir, when I went to the lift it said ‘during an emergency please use the staircase’!!!”
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Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.
After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.
The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The blonde secretary replies, “Sir, when I went to the lift it said ‘during an emergency please use the staircase’!!!”
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By the time Banta pu ….
By the time Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You`ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don`t care where.”
“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, this man by the name of Santa, snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I`m not sure it`d be worth it to you.”
“No problem,” tired Banta assured him. “I`ll take it.”
The next morning Banta came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How`d you sleep?” asked the manager.
“Never better.”
The manager
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“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, this man by the name of Santa, snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I`m not sure it`d be worth it to you.”
“No problem,” tired Banta assured him. “I`ll take it.”
The next morning Banta came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How`d you sleep?” asked the manager.
“Never better.”
The manager
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All of these are leg ….
All of these are legitimate companies, who didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! They are hysterical! These are not made up. Check them out yourself!
1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
Their Web site is: www.whorepresents.com
2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views.
Their website address is: www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ‘Pen Island’.
It can be found at: www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try ‘Therapi
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1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
Their Web site is: www.whorepresents.com
2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views.
Their website address is: www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ‘Pen Island’.
It can be found at: www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try ‘Therapi
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You don’t marry one ….
You don’t marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
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The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
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Jeeto went to the do ….
Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
“Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?”
Jeeto: Pepper!
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“Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?”
Jeeto: Pepper!
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