Never be the first t ….
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
~ David Brown
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~ David Brown
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Dad: “I Want you to ….
Dad: “I Want you to marry a girl of my choice.”
Son: “No.”
Dad: “But the girl is bill Gates` daughter.”
Son: “Ok, I am ready to marry.”
Dad Goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates: “No”
Dad: “My son is the CEO of The World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Then Ok”
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.
Dad: “Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank.”
President: “No!”
Dad: “He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates.”
Pres
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Son: “No.”
Dad: “But the girl is bill Gates` daughter.”
Son: “Ok, I am ready to marry.”
Dad Goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates: “No”
Dad: “My son is the CEO of The World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Then Ok”
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.
Dad: “Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank.”
President: “No!”
Dad: “He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates.”
Pres
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A 300 Kg man walks i ….
A 300 Kg man walks into a doctor`s office. This doctor is known for his unusual but effective methods. The man says, “Doctor you must help me. I have tried everything. I just cannot lose this weight.”
The doctor hesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, “The only thing I can do is to sew your mouth shut and teach you to eat from your butt.”
The man agrees. He returns one week later to have the procedure. Six months pass and the patient returns to have the stitches out.
The doctor says, “Now return to me in 1 month for a post-op checkup.”
The patient agrees and loses an astonishing 100 kg. One month later, the patient returns for
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The doctor hesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, “The only thing I can do is to sew your mouth shut and teach you to eat from your butt.”
The man agrees. He returns one week later to have the procedure. Six months pass and the patient returns to have the stitches out.
The doctor says, “Now return to me in 1 month for a post-op checkup.”
The patient agrees and loses an astonishing 100 kg. One month later, the patient returns for
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India lost test metc ….
India lost test metch
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“Pk”
Is releasing that day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege
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Becuse
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“Pk”
Is releasing that day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege
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The sexual life of a ….
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*watching discovery ….
*watching discovery Channel when with
parents*
*hears words like “Nar” aur “Maada” back to back*
*searches for remote like a Ninja & changes the
channel*
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parents*
*hears words like “Nar” aur “Maada” back to back*
*searches for remote like a Ninja & changes the
channel*
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Liberty and democrac ….
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
~ Mahatma Gandhi, Non-violence in Peace and War, 1948
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~ Mahatma Gandhi, Non-violence in Peace and War, 1948
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