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Between 64% and 84% ….
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Kahan se laayen har ….
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Santa ki bivi ka ran ….
Santa ki bivi ka rang kala tha ,,,
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uski Bivi ne Red colour ki saree pehni
Aur Santa se pucha ?
KESi Lag rahi hon ?
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Santa muskaratay huwey bola” confirm Chris Gayle 😀
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uski Bivi ne Red colour ki saree pehni
Aur Santa se pucha ?
KESi Lag rahi hon ?
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Santa muskaratay huwey bola” confirm Chris Gayle 😀
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Santa walks into the ….
Santa walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whisky and he drinks one and pours the other shot on his hand. He did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, “Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other on your hand? Santa replies, “I’m getting my girl friend drunk!”
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One day, when Johnni ….
One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.
He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something useful.”
Johnnie went up to his room. A little later, Johnnie’s mom went up to his room to call him for dinner. She opens his door and sees him playing with himself.
She says, “Johnnie, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”
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He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something useful.”
Johnnie went up to his room. A little later, Johnnie’s mom went up to his room to call him for dinner. She opens his door and sees him playing with himself.
She says, “Johnnie, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”
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Life is 10% what hap ….
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