Farmer Banta killed ….

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Farmer Banta killed a lamb and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone.


He didn’t tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two months.


Then another farmer, Santa, who lived down the road, came by and said, “By the way Banta, did you ever find out who stole your lamb?”


“Nope,” said Banta. “Not until just now.”

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Two men are playing ….

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Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.

“Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says.

“Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.”

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