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Love is like a cloud ….

November 13, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream;

Love is one word and everything in between;

Love is a fairytale come true, because I found you!

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Love Shayari

I have seen three em ….

November 13, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.

-Otto von Bismarck

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Adult Quotes

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Ek Hoshruba Inaam, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Wo Dekh Sitaron Ke Moti Har Aan Bikhrte Jaate Hain;

Aflaak Pe Hai Kohram, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Yeh Waqt Nahi Hai Baaton Ka Palkon Ke Saaye Kaam Mein La;

Ilham Koi Ilham, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Madhoshi Mein Ehsas Ki Unche Jeene Se Gir Jaane De;

Iss Waqt Na Mujh Ko Tham, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai!

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Shayari

Wife texts to her hu ….

November 13, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.

Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.

Hubbby: What’s this non-sense?

Wife: Koi “April Fool” Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!

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April Fools Day

The best contracepti ….

November 13, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.

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Adult Quotes

Saza Na Do Mujh Ko B ….

November 13, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Saza Na Do Mujh Ko Be-Qasoor Hoon Mein;

Tham Lo Mujko Ghamon Se Choor Hoon Mein;

Tere Pyar Ne Kar Diya Pagal Sa Mujhe;

Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Maghror Hoon Mein!

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Love Shayari

Hard Fact: 69% of p ….

November 12, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Hard Fact:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!

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Adult SMS Jokes

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