Turtle: Nothing is s ….
Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
Snail: Are you sure?
Internet Explorer: Hello?
IRCTC: Keep yor voice down!
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Snail: Are you sure?
Internet Explorer: Hello?
IRCTC: Keep yor voice down!
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Hookers aren’t the o ….
Hookers aren’t the ones who’ll fuck you for money…
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they’re just the only ones honest enough to acknowledge it!
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they’re just the only ones honest enough to acknowledge it!
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Teacher to Pappu: If ….
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? Depends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
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Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? Depends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
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Wife: Honey, let’s g ….
Wife: Honey, let’s go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn’t in town!
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Husband: But you said your mom isn’t in town!
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Q: If you are having ….
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
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A: Most likely, divorce proceedings!
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