Did you hear about t ….
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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Santa found the answ ….
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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While on a holiday, ….
While on a holiday, Jeeto realized that she had forgotten a present for Santa’s birthday.
“That’s okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obedience”.
Jeeto pondered that idea and then replied, “I’d rather buy you a gift”.
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“That’s okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obedience”.
Jeeto pondered that idea and then replied, “I’d rather buy you a gift”.
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Judge: Do you accept ….
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him?
Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife.
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Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife.
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Going to random wedd ….
Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
“Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!”
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“Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!”
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Need a girlfried
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note- mai sirf pyar de skta hu baaki saara kharcha kudi da apna
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note- mai sirf pyar de skta hu baaki saara kharcha kudi da apna
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*Maths ( Ganit ) Pro ….
*Maths ( Ganit ) Professor to Baccha while solving a Maths Sum*
Professor : Baccha Ye dekho..!!
Aise 8 ko hum 2 se divivde karte hai toh ans milta hai..!!
Samjha?
Baccha: Sir Roko board pe solve kiye huye us Sum ko us se pehle wo chala jaye..!! :O
Professor: Jayega kyu? :/
Baccha: Sir aapne hi bola na.. “Sum Ja” xD
Professor: Pakao mat..!! -_-
Accha 9 divided by 3 kitne huye?
Is Prashan ka Uttar do?
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Professor : Baccha Ye dekho..!!
Aise 8 ko hum 2 se divivde karte hai toh ans milta hai..!!
Samjha?
Baccha: Sir Roko board pe solve kiye huye us Sum ko us se pehle wo chala jaye..!! :O
Professor: Jayega kyu? :/
Baccha: Sir aapne hi bola na.. “Sum Ja” xD
Professor: Pakao mat..!! -_-
Accha 9 divided by 3 kitne huye?
Is Prashan ka Uttar do?
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