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A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.


They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.


The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.


Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa

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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.


She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.


“Are you ok?” she asks.


“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.


“It’s best I stay here,” he says.


“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.


The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !”

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