A mother in law said ….
A mother in law said to her son’s wife when their baby was born, “I don’t mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son.” The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said,
“I don’t mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a fucking photo-copier.”
“I don’t mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a fucking photo-copier.”