An attorney telephon ….

An attorney telephoned the Governor’s mansion just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him, regarding a matter of utmost urgency.


An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.


“So, what is it?” grumbled the Governor.


“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”


The Governor replied: “Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the undertaker.”



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