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Santa Apni Gaadi Se ….

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua Banta?”

Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge”

Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa”

Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi”

Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke,Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh“

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Three guys were tryi ….

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.

The first says, “Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput.”
He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant.
The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. Fan Zhiyi. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information.”
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree saplin

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