Author Archives: Froopy

Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

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Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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10. He can open you ….

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10. He can open your blouse by himself.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”

1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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