Manzilon Ke Gham Mei ….
Manzilon Ke Gham Mein Rone Se Manzilein Nahin Milti;
Haunsle Bhi Toot Jaate Hain Aksar Udaas Rehne Se!
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Haunsle Bhi Toot Jaate Hain Aksar Udaas Rehne Se!
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Author Archives: Froopy
Pankaj fell in love ….
Pankaj fell in love
Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj udaas
Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
Sonia Gandhi
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy
Kangana hit the ball
Kangana took a single
Kangana did not reach the crease
Kangana Ranaut.
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
hrithik rosh
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Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj udaas
Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
Sonia Gandhi
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy
Kangana hit the ball
Kangana took a single
Kangana did not reach the crease
Kangana Ranaut.
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
hrithik rosh
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Girl’s status on B ….
Girl’s status on BBM
“Leaving BBM soon “
Some boys texted her
Plz dont go i will miss u 😉
Boy’s Bc a msg
“Leaving BBM kindly delete me “
All boys rplyd – Bhai jaate jaate Girls ke pins tho dete jaa 😐 plzzzz 😛
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“Leaving BBM soon “
Some boys texted her
Plz dont go i will miss u 😉
Boy’s Bc a msg
“Leaving BBM kindly delete me “
All boys rplyd – Bhai jaate jaate Girls ke pins tho dete jaa 😐 plzzzz 😛
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Q: What’s the differ ….
Q: What’s the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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This woman gives bir ….
This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he
says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing`s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what`s that???”
The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er… features… of both the male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my God! You mean it has a penis… AND a brain?”
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says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing`s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what`s that???”
The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er… features… of both the male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my God! You mean it has a penis… AND a brain?”
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Because of the natur ….
Because of the natural hormones released while a woman is ovulating, her boobs are most symmetrical between the 14th and 16th days of her cycle.
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Deti ho to khada ho ….
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka!
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka!
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka!
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka!
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p 😀
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Rom-Rom jazbat ka!
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka!
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka!
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka!
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p 😀
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