Author Archives: Kaviraj

Cheetah cigarette ka ….

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Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.


Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Hathi bhi sath chal diya.


Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.


Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.


Hathi bola: “Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?”


Sher Bola: ”

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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ….

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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…

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Banta comes home une ….

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Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and starts crying

Banta: “Bete Kukoo, kya hua?” {Son, what happened?}

Kukoo: {points to the Bedroom} “waaaaaaaa dadddy…… padose wale Uncle” {the neighbor}

Banta frantically knocks on the door. Mrs Banta opens the door {in a state of near undress}. Smelling a rat, Banta starts searching the room. He looks under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom….and finds his neighbour standing behind the curtains STARK NAKED.

Banta: {Slapping Neighbour} Saale

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A gorgeous young blo ….

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A gorgeous young blode woman gets sick and tired of men trying to pick her up in bars because she is beautiful, blonde, and so men thought she was easy.

One she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself up. She decides to learn the capitals of all fifty states. Week after week she practices until she know them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar.

She sits down and after a few seconds a guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her.
The lovely blonde says emphatically, “But I`m not just beautiful! I`m smart too!!”

“Yea

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