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A woman goes to her ….

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A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.


They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.


The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.


Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa

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A man on a business ….

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A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were. So, on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.


He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner.


He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said, “Meet me in room 804 across the street.”


He was in luck. She was a knockout. They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed.


She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said, “How much for a hand job?”



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A little boy goes to ….

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A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”


The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!


Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.


Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.


We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

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Teri Zulfon Ke Bikha ….

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Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay



Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay Ka Sabab Hai Koi;

Aankh Kehti Hai Tere Dil Mein Talab Hai Koi;



Aanch Aati Hai Tere Jism Ki Uryaani Se;

Pairhan Hai Ke Sulagti Howi Shab Hai Koi;



Hosh Uraanay Lageen Phir Chaand Ki Thandi Kirnain;

Teri Basti Mein Hun Ya Khwaab-e-Tarb Hai Koi;



Geet Banti Hai Tere Sheher Ki Bharpoor Hawa;

Ajnabi Mein Hee Nahi Tu Bhee Ajab Hai Koi;



Lye Jaati Hain Kisi Dehaan Ki Lehrain ‘Nasir’;

Door Tak Silsila Taak-e-Tarb Hai Koi!

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Pappu walked into cl ….

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Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.


Teacher: What’s wrong?


Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”


Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.


The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.


Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?


Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m

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