Author Archives: Kaviraj
A lawyer got married ….
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.”
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.
She responded:”My first husband was a Sales Representqative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, `It`s gonna be great!`
My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but
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This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.
She responded:”My first husband was a Sales Representqative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, `It`s gonna be great!`
My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but
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Tufaano Mein Chhatri ….
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
‘Viagra’ Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!
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Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
‘Viagra’ Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!
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Santa called on Flip ….
Santa called on Flipkart’s helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey… which cash?
Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?
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Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey… which cash?
Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?
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A little boy and his ….
A little boy and his Uncle Banta are raking leaves in the yard.
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, “Uncle, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”
Banta replies, “I`ll bet you fifty rupees, you can`t. It`s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.
Banta hands the little boy fifty rupees, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, Banta comes back out and hands t
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The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, “Uncle, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”
Banta replies, “I`ll bet you fifty rupees, you can`t. It`s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.
Banta hands the little boy fifty rupees, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, Banta comes back out and hands t
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One morning while ma ….
One morning while making breakfast, Santa walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning Santa woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.
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While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning Santa woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.
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A certain zoo had ac ….
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn’t very bright.
So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Mike was approached with a propo
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Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn’t very bright.
So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Mike was approached with a propo
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