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A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.


Finally he decides to adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.


After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petr

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This woman goes into a dentist`s office, and after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”
The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I`d rather have a baby!”
To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode.


One day, the husband sent his son and said, “Tell your mother that, “Daddy wants to make a phone call.


Mother replies, “Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.”


Dad to his son, “Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone”.


Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, “If he dare goes to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Centre at home.”

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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”

Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn`t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.

His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she`ll float to heaven.”

Johnny thinks that`s neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny`s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,

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Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?


Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.


Man 1: What’s that?


Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.


Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?


Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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