Jeeto went to the do ….
Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
“Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?”
Jeeto: Pepper!
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“Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?”
Jeeto: Pepper!
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Author Archives: Mandark
Phool The Rang The ….
Phool The Rang The
Phool The Rang The Lamhon Kee Sabahat Hum The;
Aise Zinda The Ki Jeene Kee Alamat Hum The;
Sab Khirad-Mand Bane Phirte The Masha-Allah;
Bas Tere Shehar Mein Ik Sahib-e-Vehshat Hum The;
Naam Bakhsha Hai Tujhe Kis Ke Wufoor-e-Gham Ne;
Gar Koi Tha To Tere Mujrim-e-Shohrat Hum The;
Ab To Khud Apni Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Hai Hum Ko;
Wo Bhi Din The Ki Kabhi Teri Zaroorat Hum The;
Dhoop Ke Dasht Mein Kitna Wo Humein Dhundhta Tha;
‘Aitabar’ Us Ke Liye Abr Kee Soorat Hum The!
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Phool The Rang The Lamhon Kee Sabahat Hum The;
Aise Zinda The Ki Jeene Kee Alamat Hum The;
Sab Khirad-Mand Bane Phirte The Masha-Allah;
Bas Tere Shehar Mein Ik Sahib-e-Vehshat Hum The;
Naam Bakhsha Hai Tujhe Kis Ke Wufoor-e-Gham Ne;
Gar Koi Tha To Tere Mujrim-e-Shohrat Hum The;
Ab To Khud Apni Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Hai Hum Ko;
Wo Bhi Din The Ki Kabhi Teri Zaroorat Hum The;
Dhoop Ke Dasht Mein Kitna Wo Humein Dhundhta Tha;
‘Aitabar’ Us Ke Liye Abr Kee Soorat Hum The!
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I’ve missed more tha ….
I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
~ Michael Jordan
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~ Michael Jordan
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Maghrib Ki Waadion M ….
Spread love everywhe ….
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
~ Mother Teresa
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~ Mother Teresa
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Both optimists and p ….
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
~ Gil Stern
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~ Gil Stern
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Boy: I want to be in ….
Boy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one ?
Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.
Girl: Which one ?
Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!
Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…
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Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one ?
Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.
Girl: Which one ?
Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!
Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…
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