Author Archives: Mandark

ultimate bezzatti :P ….

ultimate bezzatti 😛

Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,’

B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,

Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey. Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,

B0y=

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail …

Mujhe”PAPER”ki Tension Lagi padhi

hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki ……..

Read more

Laloo Yadav’s car is ….

Laloo Yadav’s car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him “Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha

continue ….

Read more
1 16 17 18 19 20 62