Author Archives: Mandark
Fools laugh at other ….
Gentle, relaxed love ….
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow
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Little Johnny was wa ….
Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled
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Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled
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Shared joy is a doub ….
You can never cross ….
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
~ Christopher Columbus
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~ Christopher Columbus
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Life is too short to ….
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!
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