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Santa was recently h ….

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Santa was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well his first day on the job, he grabbed a thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

Santa held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take his order.

“Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?” Santa asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, “Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.”

“Oh good!” Santa sighed in relief. “I`ll have three regular and three black.”

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A wife suspected tha ….

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A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.


She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.


One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.


Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid’s bed beside her.


After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, “Surprised?”


“I sure am, ma’am!” stammered the chauffeur.

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A tourist walked int ….

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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I`ll have a C monkey please.”

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That`ll be $5000.”

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C; very fast, tight code, n

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