Air Hostess came out ….
Air Hostess came out of Pilot’s Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it’s called COCK- PIT
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Santa: Now I know why it’s called COCK- PIT
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Author Archives: Mandark
Hamari Tarap To Kuch ….
Hamari Tarap To Kuch Bhi Nhi
uske dEDar k lye
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Suna Hai Us K Deedar Ko Aainay
Tarasty Hain….!! 🙁
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uske dEDar k lye
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Suna Hai Us K Deedar Ko Aainay
Tarasty Hain….!! 🙁
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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladk ….
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath
aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti
hai,
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Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi 😛
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Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath
aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti
hai,
.
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Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi 😛
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Banta enters a bank ….
Banta enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
“What kind of business do you want to start?” asks the bank manager.
“I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women’s vagina and it makes it taste like a peach.”
“I don’t think we can give you a loan,” was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a suitcase filled with money.
The same bank manager came up to him and asked, “Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.”
“Nah, that didn’t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.”
“Really,” repli
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“What kind of business do you want to start?” asks the bank manager.
“I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women’s vagina and it makes it taste like a peach.”
“I don’t think we can give you a loan,” was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a suitcase filled with money.
The same bank manager came up to him and asked, “Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.”
“Nah, that didn’t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.”
“Really,” repli
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Me- jitne likes aapk ….
Me- jitne likes aapki beti k selfie pe ek mahine me aate hai utne likes mere post pe ke din me aa jate hai :3
Uncle- beta tum rehnedo tumse na ho payega -_-
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Uncle- beta tum rehnedo tumse na ho payega -_-
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Holidays make you fe ….
In a terrible accide ….
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
“Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.”
“Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.”
“H
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At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
“Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.”
“Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.”
“H
continue ….
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