Author Archives: Mandark

A young private soug ….

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife`s expecting.”

“Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.”

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife`s expecting.”

The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting?” he said, “Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off.”

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. “Don`t tell me your wife is still expecting!” he bellowed.
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Once a Minister went ….

Once a Minister went to the Mental Asylum to see the condition of the people kept there. He saw that some had gone from bad to worse and some were improving. After inspecting some he came to a corner and saw Banta, who was sitting rather quietly.

He went to him and asked him, “How are you ?”

Banta calmly replied, “I am fine, what about you Sir”.

The Minister was quite surprised at the reply. The Minister asked him many questions about General knowledge and to his surprise Banta answered them all right.

The surprised Minister told him, “You dont seem to be mad then why are you kept here.”

Banta replied, “Even I’m unable to under

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Banta is a teacher a ….

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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