Author Archives: Mandark

Biwi: Zara Kitchen s ….

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Biwi : He bhagwan, Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha. Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho hi Andhe..! Kaamchor ho..! Nikamme ho….! Gadhe ho…..! Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..! Bas bahaane banaate ho..! Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…! Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

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Miss Bea was in her ….

Miss Bea was in her 80`s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it that was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped, the Minister thought. But he certainly couldn`t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to cha

continue ….

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Girlfriend: I am jus ….

Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.


Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?


Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.


Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.


Girlfriend: Ohhhh… so you don’t want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.


Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.

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