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The trouble with my ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

The trouble with my girl is that she has a weight problem.

Every time I want sex…

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she says, “Wait.”!!

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Adult SMS Jokes

For those who do not ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

For those who do not have easy access to porn:

Switch to a TV channel showing Women Tennis and close your eyes and listen to it!

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Adult SMS Jokes

Upto the age of 28, ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Upto the age of 28, you are single. after 28, you are unmarried.

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One Liners

It’s tough being a p ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

It’s tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.

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One Liners

Santa: Why are you c ….

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Santa: Why are you crying, darling?

Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up.

Santa: Don’t worry, I will get you another dog.

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SMS Jokes

I smell . . . ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

I smell

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very nice after a bath. Even you sh

continue ….

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SMS Jokes

Two women, who are d ….

November 20, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:

First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.

Second woman : I know

First one : How?

Second one : My dog told me.

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Jokes

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