Galti Naal Vi Kise N ….
Galti Naal Vi Kise Naal Pyaar Naa Kreyo;
Mar Mar Ke Jeona Pau Kise Te Naa Mreyo!
(Punjabi)
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Mar Mar Ke Jeona Pau Kise Te Naa Mreyo!
(Punjabi)
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Author Archives: Mandark
In the End, we will ….
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
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– Martin Luther King, Jr.
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When you are feeling ….
When you are feeling depressed n defeated…
Just remeber that…
U were once the strongest and the fastest sperm of ur father!!
Go Spermie Go!!!
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Just remeber that…
U were once the strongest and the fastest sperm of ur father!!
Go Spermie Go!!!
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Majnu Ki Halat To De ….
Majnu Ki Halat To Dekhiye, Kabr Me Pada Tha;
Majnu Ki Halat To Dekhiye, Kabr Me Pada Tha;
Haddiyan To Gal Gayi Thi, Par Land Khada Tha!
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Majnu Ki Halat To Dekhiye, Kabr Me Pada Tha;
Haddiyan To Gal Gayi Thi, Par Land Khada Tha!
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Sarena: Hi! How are ….
Sarena: Hi! How are you?
Romalda: Fine. But I think I have a sore throat.
Sarena: I know what to do. Every time when I have a sore throat I’m having an oral sex with my husband and it helps me!
Romalda: The great idea, I will try…
>>On the second day:
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Sarena: Well, how do you feel? Did it help?
Romalda: Yes, thank you very much, my throat is all right. But your husband couldn’t believe that it was your idea!
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Romalda: Fine. But I think I have a sore throat.
Sarena: I know what to do. Every time when I have a sore throat I’m having an oral sex with my husband and it helps me!
Romalda: The great idea, I will try…
>>On the second day:
——————–
Sarena: Well, how do you feel? Did it help?
Romalda: Yes, thank you very much, my throat is all right. But your husband couldn’t believe that it was your idea!
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A lady walked into a ….
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmac
continue ….
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The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmac
continue ….
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