Author Archives: Mandark
How does a vagina lu ….
How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?
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Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?
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Ticket Please !!!! ….
Ticket Please !!!!
Three accountants and three engineers all have to take a train to go to a special conference. At the ticket counter the accountants each buy a ticket but the engineers only buy one between the three of them. The accountants ask how are are they going to all travel with just one ticket. The engineers say “Watch this”. when the train starts moving the three engineers all go into the bathroom together. when the conductor walks by he knocks on the door and asks “ticket please”. one hand extends out of the bathroom with the ticket. The conductor moves along.
The accountants agree that this is a very clever plan and decide to try it them selves on the return trip. However for the return trip when the accountants only buy one ticket the engineers by none. “how are all of you going to travel without any ticket?” the accountants ask. “Just watch” so the engineers. They all get onto the train the accounts all cram into one bathroom and the engineers cram into another. then one of the engineers leaves the bathroom and walks to the bathroom where the accountants are hiding, knocks on the door and says, “ticket please.”
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Three accountants and three engineers all have to take a train to go to a special conference. At the ticket counter the accountants each buy a ticket but the engineers only buy one between the three of them. The accountants ask how are are they going to all travel with just one ticket. The engineers say “Watch this”. when the train starts moving the three engineers all go into the bathroom together. when the conductor walks by he knocks on the door and asks “ticket please”. one hand extends out of the bathroom with the ticket. The conductor moves along.
The accountants agree that this is a very clever plan and decide to try it them selves on the return trip. However for the return trip when the accountants only buy one ticket the engineers by none. “how are all of you going to travel without any ticket?” the accountants ask. “Just watch” so the engineers. They all get onto the train the accounts all cram into one bathroom and the engineers cram into another. then one of the engineers leaves the bathroom and walks to the bathroom where the accountants are hiding, knocks on the door and says, “ticket please.”
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On the table, is bac ….
On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass of milk. However, before the boy could have anything, his mom demanded that he take out the garbage.
Angry at the world, the boy goes outside to take the garbage. On his way back inside, he stops at the pig pen, and kicks a pig in anger. He stops at the chicken coup and kicks a chicken in anger. He then stops at the cow barn and kicks a cow in anger.
Back inside, the boy feeling better, sits down. Only to find a bowl of dry cereal. He exclaims, “What’s this?!”
The mom replies, “Well, because you kicked the pig, you get no bacon. Because you kicked the chicken, you get no eggs. And because you kicked the cow you get no milk.”
Suddenly, an angry voice comes from the other room. Tripping, the dad kicks the cat in anger.
The boy responds, “Wanna tell him or should I?”
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Angry at the world, the boy goes outside to take the garbage. On his way back inside, he stops at the pig pen, and kicks a pig in anger. He stops at the chicken coup and kicks a chicken in anger. He then stops at the cow barn and kicks a cow in anger.
Back inside, the boy feeling better, sits down. Only to find a bowl of dry cereal. He exclaims, “What’s this?!”
The mom replies, “Well, because you kicked the pig, you get no bacon. Because you kicked the chicken, you get no eggs. And because you kicked the cow you get no milk.”
Suddenly, an angry voice comes from the other room. Tripping, the dad kicks the cat in anger.
The boy responds, “Wanna tell him or should I?”
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Not everyone can bra ….
Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut…
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But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.
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But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.
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Virat Kohli should p ….
Virat Kohli should play till his 50 as he has no career as a commentator. Because “Bhenchod ne kya shot mara hai” is not acceptable.
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