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Girls are funny crea ….

November 4, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Girls are funny creatures.

They hate it when you ask their age;

But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

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SMS Jokes

A peach is a peach, ….

November 4, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;

A kiss isn’t a kiss, without some tongue.

So open your mouth & close your eyes;

And give your tongue some exercise.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Banta: Why is the ma ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?

Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it – it’s wrinkles go away.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Policeman (after the ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn’t you give her the road?

Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!

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SMS Jokes

My sleeping schedule ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

My sleeping schedule is totally dependent on

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the remaining battery power of my phone!

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SMS Jokes

People often feel so ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

People often feel something but express something else.

They mean something but say something else.

So learn the art of saying nothing in such a way that it leaves nothing unsaid.

Good Morning!

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