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A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn`t stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.

So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
“So, how much have you earned today?” the husband asked.

“Well”, the woman responded, “I`ve made one hundred dollars and fifty cents.”

“That`s strange”, the husband responded, “who gave you the fifty cents?”

Said the woman: “All of them, of course!”

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An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor.


Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn’t fall like that.


The old man looked up and replied, “If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus.”

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The tenant crept into the bed with the landlord’s wife and proceeded to seduce her.


She angrily pushed him away and said, “Stop it, or I will tell my husband.”


Undaunted, he continued with his antics. Eventually she relented and he succeeded in making love to her.


After a short while she got restless and began to nudge and prod at the tenant and got him to make love to her for a second time.


And before he could doze off, she rolled on top of him yet again and in no uncertain terms conveyed to him what she wanted.


Sleepily he said, “Stop it or I will tell your husband.”

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