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They made an engagin ….

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They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye –
very young, ravishing and delectable.


As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.


She scanned the menu yet again, and said, “To begin, I’ll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I’ll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips. For dessert, just bring the cart.


Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite,

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A man decides to tak ….

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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.


After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator.


The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive her to the doctor.


She puts on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat, and off they go.


When they get to the doctor’s office, the man lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament.


The man asked, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?”<

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