Tark-E-Takaluf Par B ….
Tark-E-Takaluf Par Bhi Hogi Unko Nadamat Humse Zyada;
Kisne Ki Hai Kaun Karega Unse Mohabbat Humse Zyada!
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Kisne Ki Hai Kaun Karega Unse Mohabbat Humse Zyada!
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Author Archives: Mangya
A mother and her son ….
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said, Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.
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The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said, Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.
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Look at the ocean & ….
Look at the ocean & see God’s abundance!
Look at the sky & see God’s glory!
Look at the moon & see God’s wonder!
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Look at the mirror & see God’s Blunder!
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Look at the sky & see God’s glory!
Look at the moon & see God’s wonder!
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Look at the mirror & see God’s Blunder!
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An attorney telephon ….
An attorney telephoned the Governor’s mansion just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him, regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the Governor.
“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”
The Governor replied: “Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
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An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the Governor.
“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”
The Governor replied: “Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
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There were these two ….
There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet.
So the other guy says, “Ok, but don’t wank in there, save it for later.”
“Sure mate,” and the first guy agrees.
This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of semen everywhere.
He gets angry and yells, “I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!”
The first gay guy replies, “I didn’t wank, I just farted.”
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So the other guy says, “Ok, but don’t wank in there, save it for later.”
“Sure mate,” and the first guy agrees.
This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of semen everywhere.
He gets angry and yells, “I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!”
The first gay guy replies, “I didn’t wank, I just farted.”
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Ik Tabasum Honthon P ….
Ik Tabasum Honthon Par Raksa Hai;
Koshish Hai Zamaane Se Gam Chhupaane Ki;
Aur Mere Ahbaab Samajte Hai Ki;
Mujhe Aadat Hai Muskuaarane Ki!
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Koshish Hai Zamaane Se Gam Chhupaane Ki;
Aur Mere Ahbaab Samajte Hai Ki;
Mujhe Aadat Hai Muskuaarane Ki!
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The Vice-Presidency ….
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.
– Bill Vaughan
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– Bill Vaughan
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