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Santa and Banta meet ….

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Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, “How have things been going?”


Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, “I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd”


Banta says in amazement, “Hey; you don`t stutter any more.”


Santa, ” Y..ee.sss, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd h.ee t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll nn.o.tt sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr


Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.


Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i.

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John was sitting out ….

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John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

“You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!”

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

“How do *you* know, Sister?”

“My Mother Superior told me so”

“But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?”

“Don`t be ridiculous – of course I have never taken alcohol myself”

“Then let me buy you

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