Author Archives: NamoBhakt

1. Agar aap Black Go ….

1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.


2. Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale, jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain krupa dhyan de Aap dude nahi @AapChutiyeHain.


3. Daru pi ke har jagah ulti karne wale “experienced” drinker, everybody at the party knows ki @AapChutiyeHain.


4. Agar aap apni crush se uske paanch baar please bolne pe rakhi bandhwane ko tayyar ho jaate hain, toh kasam Rakhi Sawant ki, @AapChutiyeHain.


5. Apne birthdayy pe party nahi dene wale dost, agar aaj mere birthday pe party maangte ho to, aapke birthday cake pe bh

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A Mother-in-law deci ….

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law’s love her or at least appreciate her…


The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.

Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.


The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.


She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of

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Ek Anpadh Sardarni N ….

Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi



Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge



Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Mere Pas Itne Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo Bologe Main Karungi”



Angrej Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Puchha: “Kuch Bhi Karogi?”



Vo Boli: “Haan, Kuch Bhi”



Angrej Ne Use Kaha Ki Mere Piche Aao Aur Usko Agle Ek Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola: “Darwaja Band Karke Mere Pass Aao”



Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Uske Pass Aake Khadi Ho Gayi
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There was a program ….

There was a program in which CIA Agents would watch prostitutes through 2 way mirrors having sex!

Operation Midnight Climax consisted of a web of CIA-run safehouses in San Francisco, Marin, and New York. It was established in order to study the effects of LSD on unconsenting individuals.

Prostitutes on the CIA payroll were instructed to lure clients back to the safehouses, where they were surreptitiously plied with a wide range of substances, including LSD, and monitored behind one-way glass. CIA Agents would watch them have sex!

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