Author Archives: NamoBhakt
Money can buy: A be ….
Money can buy:
A bed but not sleep;
A house but not a home;
Medicines but not health;
A companion but not a friend.
Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering.
Send me all your money and always be happy!
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A bed but not sleep;
A house but not a home;
Medicines but not health;
A companion but not a friend.
Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering.
Send me all your money and always be happy!
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When the Egyptians d ….
When the Egyptians destroyed Libya in the 13th century B.C. they took 13,250 penises of their conquered enemies as trophies.
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Newest Shortest love ….
Newest Shortest lovely Joke, I mean Really ?
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Me: Hey Bhagwan!
Bhagwan: Hey!
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Me: Hey Bhagwan!
Bhagwan: Hey!
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Once there was this ….
Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals.
“I`ll take one of these,” he said to the farmer.
“What is it?”
Well, to me it`s a cock, but to you it`s a rooster,” said the farmer.
“I`ll take one of these, too,” said the city boy.
“What is it?”
“Well, to me it`s a pullet, but to you it`s a chicken,” replied the farmer.
“Okay,” said the city boy. “And I`ll take one of those, too, if you`ll tell me what it is.”
“To me it`s an ass, but to you it`s a mule,” explained the farmer, “and when that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have t
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“I`ll take one of these,” he said to the farmer.
“What is it?”
Well, to me it`s a cock, but to you it`s a rooster,” said the farmer.
“I`ll take one of these, too,” said the city boy.
“What is it?”
“Well, to me it`s a pullet, but to you it`s a chicken,” replied the farmer.
“Okay,” said the city boy. “And I`ll take one of those, too, if you`ll tell me what it is.”
“To me it`s an ass, but to you it`s a mule,” explained the farmer, “and when that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have t
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The new Supermarket ….
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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