Author Archives: NamoBhakt
A young dating coupl ….
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized.
“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.”
So the cop wrote the t
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Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized.
“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.”
So the cop wrote the t
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A cop pulls up Santa ….
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, “What is your name and address ?”
“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”
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“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”
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Abraham Lincoln was ….
Others might have fo ….
Others might have forgotten;
But never can I;
May the tri-colour of my country;
Furls very high!
Happy Independence day!
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But never can I;
May the tri-colour of my country;
Furls very high!
Happy Independence day!
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Ishq Kee Duniya Mein ….
Ishq Kee Duniya Mein Ek Hungama Barpaa Kar Diya;
Ai Khayal-e-Dost Ye Kya Ho Gaya Kya Kar Diya;
Zarre Zarre Ne Mera Afsana Sun Kar Daad Dee;
Main Ne Vahshat Mein Jahaan Ko Tera Shaida Kar Diya;
Toor Par Raah-e-Wafa Mein Bo Diye Kaante Kaleem;
Ishq Kee Vusaat Ko Masdood-e-Taqazaa Kar Diya;
Bistar-e-Mashriq Se Sooraj Ne Uthayaa Apana Sar;
Kis Ne Ye Mehfil Mein Zikr-e-Husn-e-Yaktaa Kar Diya;
Chashm-e-Nargis Jaa-e-Shabnam Khoon Royegi Nadeem;
Maine Jis Din Gulasitan Ka Raaz Ifsaa Kar Diya;
Mudda-e-Di
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Ai Khayal-e-Dost Ye Kya Ho Gaya Kya Kar Diya;
Zarre Zarre Ne Mera Afsana Sun Kar Daad Dee;
Main Ne Vahshat Mein Jahaan Ko Tera Shaida Kar Diya;
Toor Par Raah-e-Wafa Mein Bo Diye Kaante Kaleem;
Ishq Kee Vusaat Ko Masdood-e-Taqazaa Kar Diya;
Bistar-e-Mashriq Se Sooraj Ne Uthayaa Apana Sar;
Kis Ne Ye Mehfil Mein Zikr-e-Husn-e-Yaktaa Kar Diya;
Chashm-e-Nargis Jaa-e-Shabnam Khoon Royegi Nadeem;
Maine Jis Din Gulasitan Ka Raaz Ifsaa Kar Diya;
Mudda-e-Di
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1 Admi 2 Cigarettes ….
1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ……..
Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki…
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Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha…
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H
Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu
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Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki…
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Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha…
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H
Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu
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