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1) You can GET choco ….

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1) You can GET chocolate.
2) “If you love me you`ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word “commitment” doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co

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Client to bank manag ….

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Client to bank manager: “sirji ek laura financekarana tha. laure pe interest kya chal raha hai.”


*After taking delivery.*


Wife ne laura ki arti utari. aur phir pura parivar laure pe baitH ke icecream khaane gaya.


Malkin to driver: “Driver laura nikalo.”


driver to malik- “sahab laura dho doon.”


And last but not not the least…..


Neighbours :- “Bete ki baraat to sharma ji ke laure pe nikalunga. kyu sharmaji! Aapko koi takleef to nahi hogi !!!!!?????????????????????????”

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A family is at the d ….

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?


The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions’.


‘Onions?’


‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’


The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes

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The old couple were ….

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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”

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