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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh

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Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”

The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b

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