Author Archives: Sharad
Well, it’s a first a ….
Well, it’s a first and last time I hope I’m getting married, and of course it is different circumstances that I’m in.
~ Novak Djokovic, on his recent marriage to long-time girlfriend Jelena Ristic
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~ Novak Djokovic, on his recent marriage to long-time girlfriend Jelena Ristic
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Mr. Smith went to th ….
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
continue ….
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True Story: . . I ….
True Story:
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In bed,its 6:00 am, if u close ur eyes
for 5 minutes,
its direct 7:45
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but
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in lecture its 12:30, u close ur eyes for
5 minutes, its stil 12:31 ..
..
Agree ?? 😛 😛
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In bed,its 6:00 am, if u close ur eyes
for 5 minutes,
its direct 7:45
. .
.
.
but
.
. .
.
.
.
.
in lecture its 12:30, u close ur eyes for
5 minutes, its stil 12:31 ..
..
Agree ?? 😛 😛
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1 baat ne muje kal r ….
1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya
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Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?
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_/\\_ 170 hone chahiyein na..
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Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?
.(,”)>
<)(
_/\\_ 170 hone chahiyein na..
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Three couples, an el ….
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.
The priest said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”
The old man replied, “No problem at all, Priest.”
“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you able to absta
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The priest said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”
The old man replied, “No problem at all, Priest.”
“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you able to absta
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This “Aarohi” is an ….
This “Aarohi” is an
economical Girlfriend
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coz all she wants
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“Kasme De, Waade De,
Mujhko Iraade De,
dil ko sahare De”
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there
is no demand of
. expensive Gifts .
😀
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economical Girlfriend
.
coz all she wants
.
. .
“Kasme De, Waade De,
Mujhko Iraade De,
dil ko sahare De”
.
. .
there
is no demand of
. expensive Gifts .
😀
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