Author Archives: Sharad
The time comes upon ….
The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.
~ Abraham Lincoln
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~ Abraham Lincoln
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Applying a cotton ba ….
Applying a cotton ball soaked in white vinegar to a fresh bruise can help reduce the darkness around the wound.
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Banta wanted to use ….
Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.
Banta, angrily: So what’s wrong with my ATM card?
Girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
Banta: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
Banta: Are you mad? I take very good care of my card. As a matter of fact, I even got it laminated last
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Banta, angrily: So what’s wrong with my ATM card?
Girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
Banta: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
Banta: Are you mad? I take very good care of my card. As a matter of fact, I even got it laminated last
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Don’t pray to escape ….
Don’t pray to escape trouble. Don’t pray to be comfortable in your emotions. Pray to do the will of God in every situation. Nothing else is worth praying for.
~ Samuel M. Shoemaker
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~ Samuel M. Shoemaker
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Lady Doctor: Mat Sha ….
Lady Doctor: Mat Sharmayo, Khol Ke
Dikhayo.. Maine Pehle Bahut Dekhe Hain,
Kiya Problem Hain, Main Check Karungi.?
Pappu : Meri GF Ko Lagta Hain Ke Mere
Lund Ka Taste Fika Hain..! 😀
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Dikhayo.. Maine Pehle Bahut Dekhe Hain,
Kiya Problem Hain, Main Check Karungi.?
Pappu : Meri GF Ko Lagta Hain Ke Mere
Lund Ka Taste Fika Hain..! 😀
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Justice is a tempora ….
Justice is a temporary thing that must at last come to an end; but the conscience is eternal and will never die.
~ Martin Luther
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~ Martin Luther
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