When Rajnikanth aske ….
When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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Author Archives: Sharad
A padded bra is like ….
A padded bra is like real estate… the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
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Ek Se Silsile Hain S ….
Ek Se Silsile Hain Sab Hijr Kee Rut Bata Gayi;
Phir Wahi Subah Aayegi Phir Wahi Sham Aa Gayi;
Mere Lahoo Mein Jal Uthe Utne Hi Taza Dam Chirag;
Waqt Kee Sazishi Hawa Jitne Diye Bujha Gayi!
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Phir Wahi Subah Aayegi Phir Wahi Sham Aa Gayi;
Mere Lahoo Mein Jal Uthe Utne Hi Taza Dam Chirag;
Waqt Kee Sazishi Hawa Jitne Diye Bujha Gayi!
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If you talk to a man ….
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
~ Nelson Mandela
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~ Nelson Mandela
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Dad – “Pappu Beta un ….
Dad – “Pappu Beta uncle ke pair padh”
Pappu – *bows down* “Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai” 😛
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Pappu – *bows down* “Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai” 😛
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The wife of an older ….
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um… little sailor can’t salute anymore.
She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, “Listen, I don’t do this for everyone, but since your husband’s on his way out… Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed.”
The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.
The lady blushes, smiles and says, “Well I put thirty drops in his milk
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She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, “Listen, I don’t do this for everyone, but since your husband’s on his way out… Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed.”
The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.
The lady blushes, smiles and says, “Well I put thirty drops in his milk
continue ….
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