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Double Insult: Gal: ….

November 30, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Double Insult:

Gal: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

The girl got sad.

Boy: Why are you sad?

Gal: Because you don’t like me.

Boy: You never asked whether I love you

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: No!

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SMS Jokes

An off-duty police o ….

November 29, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

“This guy must have screwed up the settings,” the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets-each for not wearing a seat belt.

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Jokes

Banta was in his apa ….

November 29, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Banta was in his apartment wearing only his boxers.

Preeto: Dress up, guests must be coming any moment.

Banta: Let them see me this way, so they know how you feed me.

Preeto: Then take off the boxers also, so they may see that what for should I feed you.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Two five year old bo ….

November 29, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!”.

“I`ve been circumcised.”, the other replied.

“What`s that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

“How old were you when it was cut off?”

“My mom said I was two days old.”

“Did it hurt?”, the kid asked inquiringly.

“You bet it hurt, I didn`t walk for a year!”

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