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Knowing that they’d have a sex scene in the movie ‘Titanic’, Kate Winslet flashed Leonardo DiCaprio the first time they met.
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Accountancy fact: W ….
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
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A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
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A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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Two elderly gentleme ….
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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The angel Gabriel ca ….
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.’
The Lord said, “Indians
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The Lord said, “Indians
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Wife: You had lunch? ….
Wife: You had lunch?
Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
>>Thats how the realtionships are these days, so I recommend dont marry just believe in liv’in relationship 😉
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Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
>>Thats how the realtionships are these days, so I recommend dont marry just believe in liv’in relationship 😉
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‘The difference betw ….
‘The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.’
-Woody Allen
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-Woody Allen
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A beautiful young gi ….
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says, “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man i
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A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says, “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man i
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