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Santa standing on th ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.

Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

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SMS Jokes

Only “Itch Guard” ca ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Only “Itch Guard” can claim that it started it’s business from ‘scratch’.

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SMS Jokes

I wanna wrap you up; ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

I wanna wrap you up;

I wanna kiss your lips;

I wanna make you feel wanted;

I wanna call you mine;

I wanna hold you forever.

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Love SMS

Be careful with your ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten!

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Nice Lines

I love the way you m ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

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Love SMS

Little keys open big ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Little keys open big locks;

Simple words reflect great thoughts;

Your smile can cure heart blocks;

So keep on smiling, it rocks.

Happy New Year !!!

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Happy New Year

What’s the differenc ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay?

Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

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Marriage jokes

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