Banta was driving do ….
Banta was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Smack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, Banta pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
Banta, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.”
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”
Shaken, Banta pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
Banta, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.”
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”