CA ki wife: Suniye ….
CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
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Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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Absolute Classic!!!
Heated gold is called ornaments
Beaten copper is called wire
Compressed carbon is called diamond.
Heated, beaten and compressed human is called HUSBAND
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
——————
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
——————
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
——————
Absolute Classic!!!
Heated gold is called ornaments
Beaten copper is called wire
Compressed carbon is called diamond.
Heated, beaten and compressed human is called HUSBAND