'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Hot Girl in Hot voice: Batao mere underwear me kya hai??

Batao??

Batao na?

Santa-(At his best)

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Elastic hi hoga..aajkal nade wali kaun pehenta hai? 😛

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Ex-Girl Friend:

Hey, How are you doing These Days ?

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Boy: Haath Se !!! 😛

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Dada Kondke Made A Movie



“Roz Meri Maarlo”



Censor Board Objected.



Dada Told Censor Board, “Ye 3 Ladkiyo Ki Kahani Hai… Rose, Mary & Maarlo..!”



Board Asked To Change The Sequence.



Dada Happily Agreed & Told The Censor Board, “You Can Put Their Names In Any Sequence…!!”



( U Can Also Try It !!!)



Keep Trying…

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Very emotional msg

Gf – I am pregnant
Bf – r u sure ki ye mera hai ?
Gf (crying) – yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega ????????

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Girl:- “Aaj mera birthday h, Mujhe kya gift
doge.?”

Boy:- “Wo saamne black colour ki BMW dekh rhi ho.?”

Girl (khush ho k)- Haan haan.

Boy:- Us colour ka
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Lawda…:p :p :d :d >…<

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Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta…!!

1 aadmi – wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai..

Pappu – are ye kuch bi nai, teri bhabi ke dekhenga to hil jaaega

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A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai

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