'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

When nobody luvs u,

nobody cares 4 u,

nobody think about u,

every1 ignores u,

then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think:












Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?

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Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

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BJP: Congress is corrupt.

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Congress: BJP is corrupt.

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BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.

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AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.

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Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.

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Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.

This somehow reminds us of

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Pregnancy and Child Birth!

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Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.

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How does a vagina luk before sex?

Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.

And after sex?

Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?

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A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…

Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia banana

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