'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Use Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai.

Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi”

Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi“

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Newly Married woman returns from Honeymoon…

Her friends:-”kahan -kahan ghum aai?”..



She:-”Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali.”.



Her friends:-”Hmm kya kya dekha?”…



She:-”bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO ke ceiling fans” 😀

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Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche



Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”



Manager: “Kis Liye?”



Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”



Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”



Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

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Girl goes on date ….

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worried mother gives her c@ndom

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girl laughs , hugs mother & says :

yehi soch to badalni hai maa,

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I’m dating with julie, so give me muli

😛

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The “Smoking Kills” warning

on cigret packs is like

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.girls saying, “Rehne Do, Koi

Dekh Lega” – nothing more

than a ritual 😀

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1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.


2. Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale, jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain krupa dhyan de Aap dude nahi @AapChutiyeHain.


3. Daru pi ke har jagah ulti karne wale “experienced” drinker, everybody at the party knows ki @AapChutiyeHain.


4. Agar aap apni crush se uske paanch baar please bolne pe rakhi bandhwane ko tayyar ho jaate hain, toh kasam Rakhi Sawant ki, @AapChutiyeHain.


5. Apne birthdayy pe party nahi dene wale dost, agar aaj mere birthday pe party maangte ho to, aapke birthday cake pe bh

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Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi



Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge



Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Mere Pas Itne Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo Bologe Main Karungi”



Angrej Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Puchha: “Kuch Bhi Karogi?”



Vo Boli: “Haan, Kuch Bhi”



Angrej Ne Use Kaha Ki Mere Piche Aao Aur Usko Agle Ek Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola: “Darwaja Band Karke Mere Pass Aao”



Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Uske Pass Aake Khadi Ho Gayi
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