'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!

Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me..

.

.

.

.

.

.

WHICH PUB?:p =D

Read more

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.

Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”

Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“ 😛

Read more

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi.



Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi.



Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya



Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola



Pappu: “Sali Kuttiya Randi, Apne Lund Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chodunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“

Read more

Few Hours back in Metro.



Lady: Bhaisaab yeh baat nhi maan raha hai, ro raha hai kab se. Aap mere bete ko daant dijiye zara.



That Guy (Bhaisaab): Chup kar ja Bc . Abhi chamaat mar ke gand lal kar dunga gandu.



Lady: Bas hogaya.. Rone dijiye usse. 😀 😛

Read more

Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Boxing Ka Match Dekhne Gaye



Match Ke First Rounde Mein Ek Boxer Pahle Minute Mein Hi Niche Gir Ke Dher Ho Gaya



Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Huh Saala Sirf Ek Minute Mein Hi Gir Gaya”



Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Ab Ehsas Hua Tumhe Bhi, Ki Mujhe Kesa Mehsoos Hota Hai?“

Read more